the Tattooed Quaker ([info]slomosexual) wrote,
@ 2008-09-05 08:29:00
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last night R & I came up with a new trick & I think it's hilarious

go to a restaurant
& ask for a namesake drink

"welcome to opal divine's
can I get you something to drink"

"uh yes I'd like an opal divine"

q: "what's an opal divine?" (I imagine the waiter saying)

a: "a glass of water with a green bean in it"


I can't stop laughing over it
it doesn't even mean anything
I would hope the waiter wasn't a spitter I guess
if questioned, we could claim that we're secret agents exchanging passwords with a possible contact

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[info]phoenixsinking
2008-09-05 03:43 pm UTC (link)
I don't know why that is so hilarious, but it is. I'm totally stealing it.

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[info]nerak_g
2008-09-05 03:59 pm UTC (link)
That's AWESOME. I bet if I try that at the Park Tavern tomorrow, they'll mix something up of their own.

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[info]flightviolation
2008-09-05 04:34 pm UTC (link)
you guys are dorks.
it is beautiful.

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[info]campana
2008-09-05 04:59 pm UTC (link)
i like to ask for the shitwhistle. a shot of bourbon with a hershey's kiss in it.

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[info]prettyeyeballs
2008-09-05 07:06 pm UTC (link)
i like it! i might do it.

once I got my menu at a place and held it upside down trying to read it and as the waiteress (spelling purposeful) walked by I grabbed her and said "excuse me" and did a very good job of making it sound like I had a problem with something and said "these menus are upside down"

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[info]tweekedcat
2008-09-05 08:46 pm UTC (link)
I should do this if I ever go to the weekly fancy luncheon at The Cock House in San Marcos.

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