Truth Theorem

Time:

8:29 am.

last night R & I came up with a new trick & I think it's hilarious

go to a restaurant
& ask for a namesake drink

"welcome to opal divine's
can I get you something to drink"

"uh yes I'd like an opal divine"

q: "what's an opal divine?" (I imagine the waiter saying)

a: "a glass of water with a green bean in it"

I can't stop laughing over it
it doesn't even mean anything
I would hope the waiter wasn't a spitter I guess
if questioned, we could claim that we're secret agents exchanging passwords with a possible contact

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